Kitt has been bugging me for weeks now, to get her a Halloween costume. Although she's just shy of 2 years old, she's very observant and has seen others dressing up. I finally get some free time, so I sit down with her and surf the web for ideas.
I decide to have some fun and suggest:
Bad idea! I'm sure you've all "seen" the terrible two's. She shows me its full furry and threatens to leave me walking home by myself.
I tell her I'm joking and remind her I sold a perfectly good Lexus 400H so there would be room in the garage for her.
She seems satisfied and I breath a sigh of relief, recognizing I just dodged a "mini" bullet.
We discuss different concepts and she likes the idea of a "reverse mullet", party in the front, business in the back, so Mom gets to work.
It's time for a fitting, but she keeps fidgeting, so it's taking longer than planned.
I give her a sipper cup of TT-30 juice and she's cooperative once more. Much better.
Ready for the party in the front!...now time for the business in the back.
Did I mention, she's no push over and says to me "business will certainly be taken care of back here". Hmmm, is that a growl?
She really doesn't forgive that easily and decides to teach me a lesson, no doubt for that "mini" joke. I hear something about "engine, and exhaust, and that's not funny" before I'm sucked in.