I decide to have some fun and suggest:

I tell her I'm joking and remind her I sold a perfectly good Lexus 400H so there would be room in the garage for her.
She seems satisfied and I breath a sigh of relief, recognizing I just dodged a "mini" bullet.
It's time for a fitting, but she keeps fidgeting, so it's taking longer than planned.

I give her a sipper cup of TT-30 juice and she's cooperative once more. Much better.
Ready for the party in the front!...now time for the business in the back.
Did I mention, she's no push over and says to me "business will certainly be taken care of back here". Hmmm, is that a growl?
She really doesn't forgive that easily and decides to teach me a lesson, no doubt for that "mini" joke. I hear something about "engine, and exhaust, and that's not funny" before I'm sucked in.
...and luckily
Uh-oh!
I see that the pumpkin is wearing a retainer. I think he was one of my former orthodontic patients. I also see after reading a lot of things on this blog that you have the same weird sense of humor that I have. Sorry we didn't explore that more when we spoke in the waiting room.
ReplyDeleteKITT does cop cho(m)ps? Who knew?
ReplyDelete...and to such a nice police officer, investigating my disappearance.
DeleteHilarious! And so artistic!! Absolutely love it. You use cardboard to make your vicious mouth on the backside? Definitely a bait and switch dress up! love and hugs, aunt judy
ReplyDeleteWalmart poster board and a lazy day :)
DeleteThis is Rebecca and Sarah. How did you make the eyelashes? They look so cool!
ReplyDeleteHi Girls! I bought some poster board at Walmart, cut out points at 1" intervals, colored them black with a marker and curled them with the handle of my electric toothbrush. I've saved them and can show you upon my return. The lips however (unbeknownst to me at the time) got blown away in a storm when I opened the back hatch at night.
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